I appreciate your humor but I appreciate your conclusion, "I have never really been interested in logic," a great deal more. It makes all of your baseless assumptions understandable! For instance, "But there is only one real Universe once and there is only one real or imagined event once." Prove it!
"All information is abstract codswallop that has nothing to do with reality [...] Mathematicians totally ignore the reality of once. Mathematicians persist in using the same numbers and the same functions and values over and over again, and they fail to appreciate just how illogical their methodology is. Unique reality is not a contrived result of an identical repeatable calculation, nor is it any sort of speculative scientific conundrum."
First let me say you have a very narrow view of information. In your paper you only pay tribute to information perceptible to human beings. I mean, if there is no information exchange between the sun and the earth, what keeps them in the relationship they have maintained for so long? And even constraining information to that perceptible to humans, it seems rather ironic to disregard the mathematical enterprise, an enterprise which made the apparatus you use to disregard, computers and the WWW, possible, does it not?
So, my dear sir, I could be wrong but your judgment seems to be in error; mathematicians dwell in the Eternal Now. Confusion approaches clarity as time approaches infinity. The wise man who says, "One can never step into the same river twice," is no wise man. I can step into any same river multiple times and all relative rivers at once simply by contemplating the absolute abstraction RIVER. RIVER is the grin without the cat; it can't be beheaded for although it subsumes all temporal existence it has no existence in time! The very key to the mystery of existence lies in abstraction; one abstracts until the very self disappears and all that's left is pure awareness - the grin without the cat. Mathematicians are not a Humpty Dumpty community, rather, they have a foot on each side of the looking glass where they definitively see, the mathematics is so much more than Jabberwockeeee. . .
And I'm not even a mathematician . . .