Hello Don -
A very humorous and engaging way to deal with the oddities of the quantum world. You describe its frailties very well. - and you also show how significant they are.
In the main, the way you answer the It an Bit question is similar to mine: but I show that that the Cosmos is a Vortex in a field of energy, and that as the force of this field continues to act upon this vortex, secondary and tertiary correlated vortices (organic and sensory-cognitive in nature) are formed.
As a result, It and Bit are, at any moment of observation, correlated energy vortices.
I also treat of appearing and disappearing Pulses, a topic you also consider central, I see. Pulses do not adhere to space-time parameters. This you refer to as teleportation - same difference.
My paradigm, and I think it will interest you, shows that the quantum-classical divide does not exist; instead, the correlation of the inorganic, organic, and sensory-cognitive vortices can only be optimal in that zone of the cosmos where we are located - while the outer reaches (in space, or within particles) must remain less amenable to space-time parameters (until we find ourselves gazing at hopping particles!).
This expands upon your concept of the 'genetic predisposition to continuity.'
Evolution plays a central role in the physical world.
I show that we are always involved in evolution - as is the Cosmos itself; and I also show that we are presently engaged upon a new platform of evolution that is entirely centered on Mind. I think your friend Siri is the precursor of something much more important than she knows .... I see a future where nearly all people will have complex relationships with her very sophisticated descendants; these relationships will last from birth to death, and from generation to generation.
Obviously, this intimate inter-twining of software and organic beings will either enhance our control over evolution - if our correlation with the Cosmos is enhanced by the process - or destroy us if it is not.
'Who will control the software?' I hear you asking; perhaps everyone - thus leading to a planet upon which there is not just one, but several, species of intelligent life.
I hope you have a look at my essay soon - I was very happy to have read and rated yours, and I wish you all the best in the contest.
John.