Dear Joe!
Congratulation too for your essay and your essential understanding.
The main message of your essay sounds similar to my view disclosed in my essay.
You mention simultaneity as:
"Before one fires an arrow from a bow, one can clearly see the target eighty or so meters in front of one, When one fires an arrow from a bow, the arrow can be seen throughout its flight, until it strikes the target, which means that the arrow, the bow, and the target and everything within visible range must all be travelling at the real default speed of light because all can be seen simultaneously. "
I quite agree, it is factually true, but count on a little delay one's conscious consideration whether he wants that target to be shot or not and also estimating the effects. We are humans equipped with higher cognitive functions for reasoning.
But, we consist of ...
You mention too:
"Although I cannot quite grasp how a zero sized infinitely hot universe could double in size so as to be able to exactly half its infinite heat... "
It is not because of your abysmal lack of academic education. But a lack of understanding what perhaps several of academically educated ones also do not quite understand without some esoteric study about how the elemental forms are derived from each other, albeit Plato described them as polihedras embedding.
Let us see the truly unique element as tetrahedron which should represent as an abstaction of the elemental fire in the nature. Can you grasp the elemental fire as a singularity, black or white hole how much hot or destructive can be without a double so it need to be exactly halved cancelling its probable effects. (I will put an attachment of some pictures as per my present understanding how the 0 mother, 1 father fires and how they can sum as 2 and even more they are as many quarks, sparks, any how named objects expanding in hyperspace :)
You mention also:
"The real Universe must presently, always has been, and ever will always be in its simplest real state of being unique, once. Thanks to the English language, one can easily think up abstract absolutes that would appear to describe an abstract universe quite adequately: One (1) real Universe can only be eternally occurring in one real here and now while perpetually travelling at one real speed of light through one real infinite dimension once. One is the absolute of everything. (1) is the absolute of number. Real is the absolute of being. Universe is the absolute of energy. Eternal is the absolute of duration. Occurring is the absolute of action. Here and now are absolutes of location and time. Perpetual is the absolute of ever. Travelling is the absolute of conveyance method. Light is the absolute of speed. Infinite dimension is the absolute of distance and once is the absolute of history."
Due to the differences between our mother languages your one is probably the English, but mine is Hungarian, so there can be little discrepancy in the interpretation of the meanings of certain terms.
Because I'm Hungarian I should be a bit lucky thanks to my mother language. Because it distinguishes two words concerning 'realitás = should mean things being in actuality' and 'valóság = what should mean ISness'. So the latter most closed to similar meaning in English as existence.
As per my development of understanding, I'm a bit precautious with my statements even if that convey similar meaning as yours, but that can contain lot of things under yet conscious considerations. But I agree with you in that, every moment we experience real-time that is unique and unreproducible in its every aspect. Just is how can I understand what you mention the 1 pixellated infinity should not reach equally same 1, that should mean observing the probable approximations of the right moment happening quite identical in its all aspects never occurs. (I note, this allows emerging time-travelling concepts to change the things. However in what a quantum computer can fail even if it is programmed no to do any fault it can hesitate between two of states while a human has a capacity to decide real-time either making error or not. The latter allows much development into a right direction which can be at best balanced between two of states but keeping a human attitude and look. Thus I agree the reality is not perfect, as how a human also not even if the nature can be absolute in the meaning of its unconditional existence, and can be balanced which does not mean something or anything to be perfect. :)
You write:
"The Great Redeemer could indeed return in one's lifetime and fulfil the great prophecy that is the only motivating factor all Christians live for. They will all be saved. They will all be transported up to Heaven intact quite soon.".
I deeply respect your religious attitude and belief, however I think, unfortunately you are not right in that. If we are waiting for a Great Redeemer without looking for HIM/HER inhabiting all his/her power and knowledge recognizable in us we won't be saved anyhow. All what a Great Redeemer could give us putting us equal with him/her as his/her likeness are the capability for thinking and acting balanced at that place where we are, so let there be reached a peaceful Heaven on Earth.
Jesus once upon a time said: You had all power to do it. Behold yourself was the only key given for our path.
With all of my best wishes for your life and on this essay contest.Attachment #1: polihedras_embedding.gifAttachment #2: Az_anyag_genezise_1.gif