Evan and Chris,
Your video is well produced and contains a lot of interesting clips: it is certainly doing well with the FQXi community... congratulations! Everybody knows that physics hurts, and a lot of your clips prove it!
Having taught introductory physics for the past 25 years, I cannot help but offer some constructive criticism about the way you present the relationship between force, mass and acceleration. For instance, you say at the beginning of your video that to have a force, "you need an object with mass; add to that a form of acceleration, in this case gravity, and boom, you've got force; change the accelerant, the force changes; change the mass, the forces changes again." What you say is perfectly correct from a mathematical point of view: when you have a relationship between 3 variables, in this case F = ma, you can say that any variable depends on the other two. However, from a physical point of view, F = ma is usually understood by saying that the force is the cause, and the result is the acceleration: so it would be more accurate to say "to have an acceleration, you need a source of force; have this force act on a mass, and boom, you've got acceleration."
Later, when you say that to break something, "you want a force greater than the resistance of the thing you are trying to break", you are making a statement that seems to make perfect sense, but at the same time seems to contradict Newton's third law, that states that when an object A acts on an object B, object B exerts an opposite force of EQUAL STRENGTH on object A. When you dive and break the surface of the water, it is because the water is "soft" and you are unable to exert much force on it before it yields: so the water doesn't exert much force on you, and you keep going. When you bounce on a frozen pond, the surface is hard and can exert a large force, and it does: this force is strong enough to completely stop you and make you bounce!
Complicated and counter-intuitive? Sure! That's why physics class is so difficult for so many students...
Good luck in the contest!
Marc