Edwin,
You nailed it:
"An alternative possibility is a theory that predicts what we see and nothing else."
That is exactly what existing quantum theory does, which is why it has always been misinterpreted - it only (but accurately) predicts the detection statistics of a test, for the presence of "something", rather than describing either the "something" itself, or even how the "something" behaves. It is analogous to accurately predicting that a "drug test" will detect "something", but without ever bothering to consider the likelihood of all the "false positives".
"Now we just have to agree on the cherished beliefs in question!"
Start with the 2,500 year old, ancient, Greek philosophical assumption that "elementary" particles must all be perfectly identical, while taking note of the fact that some [link:vixra.org/abs/1609.0129#comment-4458485189]"fraternal twins" do not behave anything like "identical twins"[/link] in a Bell test. Next, consider the fact that a single Fourier transform (superposition/wavefunction) cannot be used to correctly describe more than one single particle trajectory, at a time, in the presence of any noise; assuming (as quantum theorists did, in the 1920s) that you ought to be able describe multiple particles, via a single superposition, was a huge misconception - that "trick" only works correctly, in an idealistic (AKA unreal) noise-free situation.
Rob McEachern