Dear Edward,
Lovely job simplifying the fundamental issues of QM. I applaud; "..determinism will strike back". John Bell actually agreed despite his 'theorem' which most think prevents that. But it only does so for Bohr's 'assumptions', of which Bell thought "the founding fathers were wrong". (see my essay.
Actually if you read my last years finalist essay you'll see you're right & determinism HAS struck back! The problem now is not identifying a physical solution but overcoming embedded irrational beliefs!
Let me give you a quick taster; Use a spinning sphere instead of a 2D coin (nature is 3D!). Now ask each time of the point closest to you;,1. is the motion clockwise or anti clockwise? and 2. It it moving Up or Down? OK?
That's easy,..until a pole or a point on the equator is facing you!
If that dynamic (as 'absorption & re-emission vectors) simplifies momentum exchange on particle interactions (with just a few more parts to the sequence) then the rebel alliance wins! Unfortunately the troglodyte Empire of Academia just ignores it! The problem is perhaps really then one of cognitive dissonance.
This year I dig down to the foundations, and show the implications of the more solid & coherent causal ones. I hope you'll read and score it. Your 1.5 is a disgrace, but probably trolls, as mine's had a few 1's as well. Mine will take it back up a bit!
Thanks for the breath of fresh air.
Very best
Peter