Jeff, your essay is both delightful and playfully meaningless.
I have one issue: You wrote "true random number could not be produced by a mathematical function"
Add the last 2 digits of the current Dow, Nasdac, and S&P, divide by the day of the month, and then by pi, multiply by the miliseconds elapsed in the current day, add the number of days since 1/1/2000, drop any numbers before the decimal point, drop the decimal point and any leading zeroes, and you have a true random number - because randomness is just the product of a confluence of more-or-less independent factors. Randomness isn't un-precipitated - there is no reason to think that anything that is un-precipitated can even happen.
But! My own experience tells me my behavior is partly random (partly precipitated), but fundamentally cipitated, i.e., spontaneous, creative, and inspired by value. Put those together and you have the capability of intelligence! And anyone who disagrees with this is simply deficient in cipitation. That's just unfortunate. And unremarkable.
Thank you for writing so cipitatingly. You are more than you may think!
Jim