Essay Abstract

The common thread between quantum mechanics, the nature of intelligence, meta-math, used car salesmen and emotionally distant robots is used to help cope with humanity's Oedipal desire to both eliminate and embrace the chaotic elements that lead to our existence.

Author Bio

Jeff Schmitz is an adjunct instructor of Physics, Astronomy, Physical Science and Math at several colleges in and around Chicago. He received his Masters of Physics from the University of Tennessee.

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Jeffrey Schmitz re-uploaded the file Schmitz_Why_your_robot.pdf for the essay entitled "Why your robot is just not that into you" on 2020-04-24 21:17:47 UTC.

12 days later

Jeff,

Thanks for your nice words on mine. I also found yours quite brilliant, as well as the most entertaining read of the contest so far. Quite brightened up my day, and an excellent original and perceptive take on the issues.

I see it's been trolled with a least one 1 score, I think mines's just has it's 5th!! A well earned 10 from me should recover it a bit.

Very nicely done

Peter

    Peter,

    Thank you.

    I don't know if any of my essays got a 10 before. Glad you enjoyed it.

    Jeff

    4 days later

    Jeff,

    At my age, I doubt if you know what an old and stiff back is, but I value your personal narrative mixed with scientific wisdom and knowledge. It grabs the reader, one of the goals of this contest. Another is clearly written, which it is. I know the difficulties and rewards of adjunct teaching. I did it part time in computer science decades ago and in English and Economics, so I can appreciate what you're doing. We do exist in the creative wrong answers arising from discoveries in all endeavors but the dogged pursuit of knowledge may eventually help us unravel the truths.Mine is your 4th rating for an essay well above average. And thanks for your kind words about my essay.

    Jim Hoover

      Jim,

      Thank you.

      Computer science, English and Economics - you do have a broad background and I can understand how you can write those wonderful broad ranging essays.

      For me the journey to the truth (whatever "truth" is) is more important than the endpoint.

      Jeff

      Jeffrey,

      Hope you haven't rated me yet. I've been under a bombing attack. I'm trying to wrap up as the deadline approaches: https://fqxi.org/community/forum/topic/3396

      Jim Hoover.

        Jim,

        I don't rate until I read a few essays. Your rating does not depend on how you rate me.

        Jeff

        6 days later

        Hi Jeff - Thanks for a lovely essay - lyrical and funny. I was also moved - a rare response to an FQXi essay. This was a powerful statement - "Random, the meta-function that is always outside of any ordered system, will work in a pinch." I personally believe that is NOT the best choice (something I discuss in detail in my 2016 FQXi detail - The How and The Why of Emergence and Intention (https://fqxi.org/community/forum/topic/2840 ) There is considerable evidence that a selection process (outside the system) is at work and we make of it what we choose.

        Best - George Gantz

        FYI: Here's a touching verse form the Rubaiyat - the very last one.

        CI. And when like her, oh Saki, you shall pass

        Among the Guests Star-scatter'd on the Grass,

        And in your joyous errand reach the spot

        Where I made One--turn down an empty Glass!

          Hi George,

          Thank you for the wonderful review and the poem that made me long for a time and place I never knew.

          Random is never the best choice, but it can make a choice. Evolution is the golden example of how not to make decisions, but it worked out in the long run.

          All the best,

          Jeff

          Jeff, your essay is both delightful and playfully meaningless.

          I have one issue: You wrote "true random number could not be produced by a mathematical function"

          Add the last 2 digits of the current Dow, Nasdac, and S&P, divide by the day of the month, and then by pi, multiply by the miliseconds elapsed in the current day, add the number of days since 1/1/2000, drop any numbers before the decimal point, drop the decimal point and any leading zeroes, and you have a true random number - because randomness is just the product of a confluence of more-or-less independent factors. Randomness isn't un-precipitated - there is no reason to think that anything that is un-precipitated can even happen.

          But! My own experience tells me my behavior is partly random (partly precipitated), but fundamentally cipitated, i.e., spontaneous, creative, and inspired by value. Put those together and you have the capability of intelligence! And anyone who disagrees with this is simply deficient in cipitation. That's just unfortunate. And unremarkable.

          Thank you for writing so cipitatingly. You are more than you may think!

          Jim

          Jim,

          If you had a formula for the current Dow, etc. (you would be very rich) and would have something within the system and the number would not be random, but predictable. Since we do not currently have a flawless Dow formula the number is currently outside of the system and not a function.

          Thank you for the review.

          Jeff

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