Richard,
If a classical mechanism reproduces QM's predictions it none the less circumvents Bells theorem! The 'loopholes' are not 'irrelevant', they're exactly the opposite!
I too am a John Bell admirer. His maths was right but what the model shows, finally, is how correct he also was in his motivation and belief, as he expressed in 1981;
"...nobody knows just where the boundary between the classical and the quantum domain is situated. (...) More plausible to me is that we will find that there is no boundary."
I agree the 'settings' arise from the measurement, which IS quantum theory; the electron wave CHANGES on detection' and indeed the detector is part of the system'. John von Neumann's insistence on this (Quantum 'meter') effect for consistent QM is then ALSO now proved true in this model.
The reason the measurement helps produce the 'switch' result becomes clear by studying the latest most precise model of an electron, which 'turns' bodily with 'screen' field setting, changing the phase, so 'spin direction' of the signal passed through to the multiplier. Here is just the latest of many showing the complex fractal OAM structure that QM presently still 'denies';
Max Plack Inst, Precision Electron Model Nature Feb.2014.
Making QM entirely consistent by bringing it up to date then also allows it to converge with SR, because the interaction implements the 'Continuous Spontaneous Localisation' required to implement true a Local Reality of discrete local 'rest frame' fields.
I'd suggest it may again be time to; "cut the bullshit Richard!" and stop trying to run off with the goalposts you helped set so well yourself! Let me quote you;
"we are still waiting for a really conclusive experiment to be done, despite Aspect's (1982) splendid contribution and later refinements; however, since real physicists are no longer saying that it is a waste of time to perform that definitive experiment, we may conclude they think they can almost do it, and that it is now". Now re-read exactly what Bell wrote; "NO classical....etc!!" not just 'some but not others'!
A the view you proffered will then do is further suppress truth and understanding.