Hi Jason :
Your computer is not going to ask you if it has a soul because the causal part of its "interpretation side" has no non-causal part in Total Simultaneity (TS). The computer (as we have constructed it untill now) is only a memory of our consciousness, a tool for our subjective and collective consciousness (decoherence) in order to choose new time-lines in TS. Once we will construct a quantum computer that we need not to turn on because ALL the answers are already there ( see my essay : "Realities out of Total Simultaneity", in this way we will be able to create another consciousness that can make contact with other paralel universes (other probable time-lines in TS) and communicate these probabilities with us.
Consciousness (the causal part) is indeed just circuitry (cellulaire, carbon life), the non-causal part is independant of any circuitry it can create circuits and so emerge everywhere, indeed your non-causal part of consciousness is comparable to the idea that mankind has already since the beginning : GOD.
So worshipping yourself is nice but.... (by the way Jesus sais already the same : You are ALL in the Father).
Pain and pleasure are feelings that the human being is experiencing, they are causal effects of the illusion of time that is passing, a result of events that were realised through the entanglement of the causal and non-causal part of your consciousness. So the computer that has no non-causal part of consciousness feels nothing because it is not creating his own time-line in TS, however it is YOU who feels pain when it collapses :).
The quantum compute that I mentioned before does not have any feelings either because it is just an intemediaire tool between us and TS (like a sense), we are in this way extending our senses with another one.
Wilhelmus