Dean, thanks for the kind words!
Before getting started, I want to make sure I clarify that locality is a critical feature of quantum mechanics. On the face of it the choice expressed by Coleman of classical mechanics or non locality is directed at those who talk about quantum mechanics being non local in order to highlight that they are thinking about the problem wrong. It points out that that no form of classical theory could be correct, quantum mechanics, with space filling component wave functions, uses local operations to produce observations. It is therefor fundamentally different. What makes it possible to *think* of it in terms of local *objects* is that the fundamental space filling waves have a dual representation as oscillators moving in time in some abstract space. Collection of oscillators define discrete particles that we represent in spacetime.
What is interesting, in Boltzmann's paper "Reply to a Lecture On Happiness Given by Professer Ostwald" Boltzmann expresses admiration for Mach even while admitting differences. He also gives Mach's view of the world:
"Mach pointed out that we are given only the law-like course of our impressions and ideas, whereas all physical magnitudes, atoms, molecules, forces, energies and so on are mere concepts for the economical representation and illustration of these law-like relations of our impressions and ideas. These last are thus the only thing that exists in the first instance, physical concepts being merely mental additions of our own."
Two things are interesting here.
1) Referencing Einstein's meeting with Mach in my response to Ben Dribus above, Mach never actually moved from his position. Einstein and others may have interpretted it that way when he said atomism was economical, but he never wavered (this view is also reinforced by ref [1] in the paper)
2) We have evidence of the thought process that what we consider as objective reality in Boltzmann's view is an emergent phenomena. Referencing the response to Ben Dribus again, if we start with objective reality everything that defines ourselves does not emerge. Classical mechanics completely fails.
So its not so much of an all or nothing choice between classical mechanics or non locality, it really is a nothing or everything choice between classical mechanics or quantum reality.