" ... I can just give up and accept the whole wormholes/blocktime/multiworlds scenario."
You don't have to accept anything, other than that relativity, the special and the general theory, is successfully tested science -- to deny it is not getting you anywhere. The many worlds hypothesis, BTW, is not related to relativity; it is an interpretation of quantum theory. Conjectures of wormholes and blocktime are conclusions *consistent with* relativity, not necessarily true yet not falsified.
If you are going to attack a proposition, John, you should see what you are aiming at. Though shots in the dark may hit something -- they probably won't.
"The cosmological constant was inserted to balance gravity and keep it from causing the universe to contract."
Not exactly. Classical gravity is already "balanced" by G, Newton's gravitational constant. The cosmological constant prescribes a limit that preserves a static, i.e., eternally existing universe, which was the prevailing scientific view before Hubble discovered expansion. The Lambda term was more philosophical (like phlogiston) than theoretical. There in fact, may be a place for such a constant in the classical theory, though we know that its value is very near zero.
"Being a balance to gravity, then presumably it would be an opposite 'curvature of spacetime,' than gravity."
Here's where it is essential to know the mathematics. Your presumption makes no sense -- spacetime can have positive, negative or zero curvature; however, it is nonsensical to suggest an "opposite of curvature." That means absolutely nothing. In fact, consider that special relativity is called "special" because it applies to the special case of uniform (straight line) motion; accelerated (curved) motion is what leads Einstein to the equivalence of gravity and acceleration in curved spacetime.
"The expansion appears to correlate with a cosmological constant and this term has been used to explain expansion."
Not unless it's negative.
John, do you not yet understand how you have been continually "patching up" your ideas to preserve your belief against the weight of facts? You accuse theorists of "patching" when they hypothesize ideas consistent with tested theory. Yet your own patches can't seal gaping holes in your knowledge.
We've wandered far from the topic. Let's try to get back to Andreas Albrecht's startling (to many, not to me) revelation that free choice of random Hamiltonians leads to different cosmological initial conditions. Here's a nonrelativistic hypothesis that if you understand it, might well overthrow those "fantastic" theoretical notions that you believe cannot possibly be right.
What do you think? -- Is Albrecht's model compatible with the conventional big bang cosmology of general relativity? We already know that's compatible with the many worlds hypothesis.
Tom