Dear Carlo,
You have written an entertaining essay but I think that things could be greatly simplified if theoretical physicists would be a bit more adventurous with subversive ideas.
For example, Hawking and Bekenstein showed that the entropy of a black hole is proportional to the area of its event horizon. t'Hooft and Susskind then came up with the Holographic principal but can't find a proper working scenario for it. The "divided by 4" in the BH entropy formula is giving us a clue.
I believe that a black hole is in fact a plain circle and its entropy is proportional to the area of the circle (there goes the "divided by 4").
Why don't you try to use your LQG in the context of successive 2D frames ?
(each 2D frame representing the "present" information for an internal observer in the frame, each frame being a scaled up version of the previous one and the "present" information is moving through the frames at the speed of light).
I have done this in my simple theory and I got some great results. I am only an amateur physicist, so I am sure that you would discover a lot more if you tried that approach.
For example, I have discovered (and I can show) that the proton's diameter is just a scaled up version of the Planck Length and that the proton's mass is just a scaled down version of the Planck mass.
By using this simple "holographic" principle and a simple scaling rule, I concluded that Dirac was correct when he came up with his Large Numbers Hypothesis, unfortunately not many current physicists want to even consider that he was right.
I know that you like to question the fundamentals (that's why I am one of your fans), so, please be even more adventurous and at least consider some of my ideas even if I am a nobody.
Best regards,
Patrick