Jonathan and Ed,
when it comes to *decidability*, it is we whom decide. So its not too off topic to address such ideas as condensation being analogous with gravitation. Its nature's way of conserving space! Where it gets interesting is conjuring up an ontology which could quantitatively account for the actual amount of energy that would behave under gravitational condensate parameters, to explain why that fraction of the total would exhibit inelastic (kinetic) properties, and another fraction exhibit inelastic (electric) properties, yet another fraction exhibiting (fluid) magnetic properties, and the last fraction exhibiting (aetherial) gravitational properties. So while we macroscopically associate polarity with angular momentum, at the discrete quantum level the uni-polar characteristic of both electron and proton might be simple fractional portion functions. The ubiquitous Neutron is said to not have a 'charge', but that may be confused with a critically ballanced fractional portion, in proportion. The same amount of energy in a more confined spherical volume would act orthogonally, 'slaying out' laterally force-wise from any of the imaginary 'plumb-lines' in a manifold of n radii.
If metaphysics is such a bad word, then why do diehard Quants treat superposition, entanglement and the other ad hoc descriptive labels as physical truths. If I choose a realistic metaphor, that's my decision. :-) jrc