Dear Robert,
You only can arrive at the belief that observers have misattributed an attribute of the slits to be an attribute of the particle(s), because of suppressing (forgetting?) some additional information. By suppressing this information, you indeed can come to the conclusion you made in the referring post. Here's the missing information:
I presume that the routing system you spoke of does not change if an independent observer looks - throughout the overall course of your many journeys - which airplane you enter at the Los Angeles airport (towards New York or towards Washington). Even if this routing system changes from day to day or somewhat other, the result must - as defined by you - be your "interference pattern". I also presume that you only fly from one and the same airport in L.A.. Even if we don't know at which time you arrive at this airport, the same interference-pattern is assured by you.
If the observers you spoke of, at the end hold their finished histogram in their hands and see the interference pattern, the independent observer from L.A. airport will find his data embedded within the "interference pattern". His data is consistent with the data sheet of the observers you spoke of, because we easily can imagine that the independent observer always traveled with you forth to europe and back to L.A.
But now a contradiction between the "Rob McEachern"-journeys and the "journeys" of single particles arises. For observed particles, even when observed not at "New York or Washington", but "europe", the "interference pattern" changes into a "non-interference"-pattern. We surely can "imagine" to travel with single particles, but we cannot prove (in the same way we *can* prove for example your journey's route by traveling with you) the trajectory of a particle and at the end obtain nonetheless the same "interference pattern". Even if we want to prove the particles' trajectory (your flight ticket) just a moment before it hits its layer of final measurement (the observers at the different airports), the frequencies for your visited airports in europe change dramatically - for every control sample some observers make in those cases. This must logically be the case, if you assume your thought experiment to be in a one-to-one relationship to the observations gained from the double-slit experiments. If you don't assume this, your thought experiment is just badly designed.
If we bring together the referring information (namely your flight tickets and the fact that you arrived at specific, but different airports in europe), we can "prove" the route you should have been taken. Logically, at the basis of your example, we should conclude (deduce) that it should not make a difference for the histogram if the observers at airports in europe only identify you or additionally want to see your flight tickets or not. But if they want to see your flight tickets - the only way for you to escape the contradiction is to assume that the tickets are at least in such cases we want to see them, faked. Because I as an independent observer was always with you - from L.A. to europe (and back). Maybe the whole passenger list was for every single flight filled with people who traveled with me for the only purpose of validating my final reports about the reality of your flight routes.
In the double-slit experiment, we have no such observers like the people I just mentioned. But the contradiction between a route you seemingly took (namely the particles' path through one of the slits and its final arriving at one of possibly a multitude of independent detectors - (observers at the european airports) and the final localisation at a certain detector (observer at a certain european airport) which does no more contribute (if your flight ticket is checked!) to the final histogram you mentioned (but to a *different* histogram! which is *not* the inverse pattern of your "interference-pattern"), is penetrating. I think you cannot explain this contradiction with some new "routing system" at every airport in europe - for the case you give away your flight tickets to the observers.
Rob, sience is not only about defending ones' own model against counter-examples. It is also about necessarily *give* counter-examples to others for the sake of the intellectual honesty of science and its developement. In this sense I would ask you to give me a counter-example that shows that my lines of reasoning about non-locality in my previous post are inconsistent. Not because I want you to make a bad job, but intending you to make a good job.
I want you to remember that you made a claim within your essay (be it "extraordinary" or not lies in the eye of the beholder) that "There is no 'spooky action at a distance' ", and your only arguments circle around the non-existence of the widely assumed spin-properties of electrons (cube instead of coin). You are stuck into a position where you cannot prove something with physical or mathematical methods that seems for you as not existing (the cube). Non-existing things (or things that are assumed to be non-existing) cannot be proven to be non-existing in ones model via physical procedures or logical deduction (You only can give metaphysical arguments for or against them).
Why not look at other experiments (for example the one I outlined in one of my previous posts, the double-double-slit-experiment) for which it seems to the scientific community that there is a spooky-action-at a-distance involved and try to prove them wrong by some reductio ad absurdum? From a logical point of view, you *CAN* prove that an assumption about the non-existence of something is false by giving counter-examples. I think this would be the better way than complaining yourself about all that hybris within academical and/or non-academical physical communities.
Best wishes,
Stefan