Dear Akinbo,
You have picked a very rational statement to agree with, because it is obviously true! Bell's models do not agree with either quantum mechanics or with "reality" as determined by experiment. All other conclusions must simply follow from application of logic to Bell's basic assumptions. As his basic assumptions are oversimplified, the conclusions that follow are "unreal", which is the reason entanglement is not observable, but only inferred.
Your B&W ball case is the one Einstein started with: when Alice and Bob choose to experiment with the same angle, they always find perfect anti-correlation; she gets white, he gets black, and vice versa. I believe this has been experimentally tested to everyone's satisfaction. The logic is essentially that of conservation of energy/momentum.
But things become more complicated when Alice and Bob choose to test different angles. Unfortunately the B&W example does not have a corresponding analogy, but you do seem to have the idea with different colors in the case when Alice and Bob randomly choose the "color filter" they use for each experiment. Then the 'measured colors' are correlated (on a pairwise basis) and results will not match those predicted by Bell.
Also, I believe that you are thinking of Gordon Watson's essay in the 2013 contest above. I have used Gordon's development in Quantum Spin and Local Reality [ref 2 in my essay], and I believe he has created a formalism that best represents the 'jump' or 'collapse of the wave function' and essentially maps classical mechanics into quantum mechanics, but this even further complicates the issues, so I have not mentioned this in my essay.
Best regards,
Edwin Eugene Klingman