@Phil: thanks for the encouragement! I am happy to see you here, as presumably you are the author of two of my references?
Anyway, relating graphene to quantum gravity is, at least for my understanding, still a little shady at the present time; not that I have mostly been writing about simulating Dirac fermions in (2+1)-dimensional spacetime, with some ideas about how to extend this to curved spacetime. But while obtaining a quantized form of this spacetime may be possible with graphene, to me it seems extremely speculative at the present time. I bet, however, that some people have thought about this, so the speculation is mostly due to my ignorance. In any case, I have to admit that my choice of title was mainly for effect...
@Steve: as I have mentioned in my essay, there have been successful *simulations* of black holes by other physical systems. But note that these are only simulations and not actual black holes with a gravitational singularity. For example, while from behind the horizon of an actual black hole no particle can escape, this holds in the simulation only for certain kinds of quasi-particles. About the creation of actual microscopic black holes, I suppose we will have to wait a few years for the LHC to produce more data before we can decide either way.