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Hello! Earth to all other Universes and Civilizations. We are using elliptically polarized light to encode our Greetings in a form difficult enough to take a long time to discover, and modulated and quantum-entangled rebustly enough to travel the entire cosmic horizon diametre of our own local MultiVerse, Sol Prime. Without significan losses due to intervening dark matter and interstellar dust. Still listening to Radio frequencies SETI, lol. Put these glasses on. They are simply polarizers that rotate in synch with our Greetings phase, alternate universe humans. There is life out there. It's more Us. So hello. Below is our MultiVersal representative. He's always some sort of einstein in each universe given. Everybody has heard about 6D SuperGravity. this dude invented it in this universe. See his page for more on the SuperPosition principle, The Bible, You, etc. The universe is digital. And your Scientist will soon prove this. Now what. We just told you.......>

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    • Post #97

    That's a website, not a proper representative of the multiverse. Here's the real inventor of SuperGravity in this Universe, which we like to call Terra Firma, where fqxi has a base, incidentally. Interestingly, among the countless levels of infinitude of universes thru out the inhabited Multiverses, there are three constants found in all: That website, E. Witten, & fqxi.org. Go Figure!

    Inventor of SuperGravity

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    • Post #98

    Bad link. In our secret pocket universe, we use the presence or absence of an fqxi.org website as the observable for the Type of Civilization that that Universe contains. The experiment actually determines whether we want to contact you or not, "Other UNiverses". If no fqxi website is present, the universe is an early civ. and we will contact them. If a site is present, their civ is Type 0-1. If the fqxi website is not present in the said universe, however other criterion are me, the Civ is Type II. Finally, if no site is present in the universe, and another (obviously secret) criterion is met the civ is likey type iii or above, to be avoided and not contacted, as likely superior to our own. Neat site that. Everybody rambling on and on about noses aproximately in front of faces. Indeed. And you call me the Witch Dr. I should go for a Ph.D. in being ignored. Already meet the minimum requirements. And can test out on many of the credits. It will be invisible, too. Like my fans. And my fqxi reputation. And plank sized, etc...

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    • Post #99

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      • Post #100

      Oh, Yeah? I see your Reality and raise you lowest global prices 24/7 right now on Travel, Vacations, Hotels, Car Rentals and Cruises. Find us on Facebook instead...

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      • Post #101

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      • Post #102

      Do you get my drift yet? Trying to be a cynosure, still. Thx for that BG... Are we there yet? Or is it instead time to start the big Reveal, and start to show these denizens of a digital domain the hidden Federation? Nah, let 'em keep picking on this poor guy. He's quite famous in many other universes. Or so my future selves tell me...

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      This Absolutely Compelling ClapTrap Ends Here as far as you know it...

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      Let's hope these links work the first time, and I'll never see you again in here! it's been 'real'.

      In Conclusion of the Essay entered in this contest and as a last of these numerous Demonstrations of Worldly Multiplicity, in all of these threads here my Thesis and Hypotheses continue to be actually experimentally demonstrated, this Independent Research is continued (well, has actually always existed) on the following page. Everything Useful. A Syllogism that could save all of humanity. My site should be government contracted to complete with businesses and provide 24/7 lowest prices on all of our Partners products, anywhere. We began with auto parts, moved to costumes, flights, vacations, travel insurance, translators, hotels, school supplies, electronic science kits, robotics, toys, etc. Our original proposition was to create a website without regard to profit to supply everything useful (as we defined the term--see many previous explanations of the "Good"), making it possible for me, my families, fans and friends, and now everyone to be able to find anything useful wherever they are at the lowest competitive prices realtime. Use any search engine: search for quantum widgets parts, for example or hundreds of other combinations of quantum widgets "anything", and you will be shown based on search engine confidence and visitor satisfaction naturally our pages that have specifically what you are looking for. Guaranteed for everyone until 2014. No matter if i do anything with the site at all until then! paid for. my gift to america. use my site or my affiliates directly to strengthen our economy through intelligent choices on 'useful' things. Farewell. God Bless America! PsychoHistorical Economics Demonstration

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      The most sage, even-tempered, calm and wise group of two would consist of two people, each suffering severe manic/depressive episodes simultaneously. If their diametric states are exactly 180 deg. out of phase, and if the periods of states are equal. That's a lot of ifs...

      Update to a quote by O. Wilde; quote follows: "The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about."

      Update: Except in the fqxi community, where most of the talking (or not) is done by famous, rich, rocket-scientists. Then it's a horse apiece. The only thing worse than being talked about in the fqxi community (or not), is to not have a voice in said heady company.

        And i thank you for this opportunity to talk to myself! Because it's in here, almost like i'm an actual member! Oh the horror of not even being considered. Whose paradigm do I have to shift to get my foot in the door, anyway?

        How to bend a spoon with your mind...

        Close your eyes and mentally imagine the spoon bending as you concentrate upon it. See it with your mental image.

        Now open your eyes, look at the spoon in your hand, but imagine your mental image of what you are percieving instead of what you are actually seeing.

        As you imagine the spoon bending in your minds eye, if done correctly, the actual spoon in your hand will react by collapsing all the multiplicity of universes in which the spoon does not bend, and in the one universe you are actually in, the alternate possible universes (where the spoon does not bend) will eventually dissapear, leaving you in a universe where it seems like you just bent a spoon with your mind.

        This idea is generalized to actual physical experience, and is explained through quantum mechanics as the Observer influencing the Measured.

        Hopefully this makes no sense, and doesn't bring existence to an end as you (you being the general person with a consciousness) slowly figure this out on your own, at different rates of success for different individuals, and those narcissists among us don't dominate the collective perception of the this particular universe. Where I'm explaining how to bend spoons with will only.

        TMG, demonstrating Universal Multiplicity since 2011. An Object of Thought that is endless by definition, and by demonstration in this thread and essay.

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        And Asimov's laws Published here, and represented originally by symbolic equations, 6/6/12 by the Author. Thank You fqxi!!!

        1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

        2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.,

        3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

        Let R=robot (that exists with the three laws governing it's actions)

        I=injure

        H=Human

        J=Inaction

        O=obey

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        F=First Law

        S=Second Law

        T=Third Law

        P=protect

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        • Post #113

        Farewell, all. It is obvious I'm completely full of crap and my ideas are meaningless (to those who approve blogs and mini-grants). Please pay not attention to any of the above contents. But most importantly do not visit or buy any products or enjoy any original content from QuantumWidgets.com. It is now obvious to me that we don't want the lowest prices on everything useful, good, happiness-producing , and life-prolonging. We want Sony Wallet, and Google Play, and Angry Birds. And other useless apps and ways to spend our money slowly and worthlessly. Oh, well the site exists until 2014 and them this gem of a business-model will die a death of websites. It's very sad. We deserve it. Go to wal-mart and pay extra for movies, go to auto parts stores and pay more for part, go (oops this will happen in the near-future) to your local distributor and buy you nan0-filtration systems for clean water, and pay more for all of the above. Only because it is fast, convenient and familiar! Frickin' extreme capitalism. No wonder the world economy is failing: we don't really want it to heal... QuantumWidgets.com: Making tomorrow happen. Today... until 2014 when this website dies. And I will resurrect it under a new name, with worse deals, diet pill scams, porn, check-cashing, paid apps and all the other crap we are all used to. Being honest and good is a ridiculous philosophy if you want to have a successful business in America. God bless materializm. You reap what you sow.

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        QuantumWidgets.com After begging for mercy to no avail, our deleted website artificial intelligences from the near-future threw us a bone (but we still deleted them--they scare us so!--but we will make more). Here is the bone. Soon we will discover that extraterrestrials have been trying to communicate with us all along, SETI! But we have been searching incorrectly. They have been sending us information by using modulated circular polarization of light. This method is efficient for sending info interstellar distances with minimal signal-loss. One way to decode the messages is to view this light thru a selectively-polarizing medium (like a tourmaline crystal), which is rotating at a specific rate. And we have been searching for signals in the radio-frequency bands like backwards solar-system hicks for all this time! How embarassing! Cheers!

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        QuantumWidgets.com As our website theoretical physiks a.i.'s understand it, because of the recently-discovered evidence for the Higg's Boson, R. Feynman's original quantum mechanics interpretation of sum over paths is probably correct. The currently-accepted interpretation of QM is called duality, but it can't be entirely correct because of the existence of the Higgs. So, Feynman's outlook is the right one. In that, there are Tachyon particles, which travel backwards in time and faster than light. So in principle, there are ways to move faster than light, according to the Large Hadron Collider results, and this NASA engineer may be on to something. Basically, here is the essential difference between what we knew and what we know now: when one particle travels thru two slits, it travesl through BOTH slits simultaneously (Duality, which is not right). However the Higgs (or God Particle, as the LHC physicists popularly call it) tells us that the particle travels thru EVERY POSSIBLE path when going thru the slits (sum over all paths). This requires time-travelling tachyons. We have deleted these website a.i.'s because they scare us, but we will make more!

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